The Dining Commons

weedman
weedman
Game moderator
Level: 29
23

na in the world he 2nd to me drep



CheesePloughmans
CheesePloughmans
member
Level: 11
24

Lies....LIES!!



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PIZZAMANJESUS
PIZZAMANJESUS
Server admin
Level: 23
25

weedman says
na in the world he 2nd to me drep


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THE HAMMER THAT GOES WHERE OTHER HAMMERS DON'T
wierdsnake
wierdsnake
Server admin
Level: 25
26

facking humans



Am I have no memory?
Zeitlos Eisen
Zeitlos Eisen
Server Admin
Level: 32
27

wuats a commons




Zeitlos Design
Shawn
Shawn
Server admin
Level: 20
28

Ichigo says
UNLV


Speaking of UNLV and stupid people...





I'm not a bad person, I'm just an idiot.
Ranma
Ranma
Gamesyn moderator
Level: 29
29

Walking on my way to the commons I heard a group of guys leaving and they were arguing about who was better Arnold or Van Damme.



AIDS
AIDS
Server Admin
Level: 19
30

High School quotes:

Girl 1: So what did he say after that?
Girl 2: "It just can't come."
Girl 1: He should work on that.
Girl 2: Yeah. If I let 'em.

I love how, if this was used in the context implied, the guy called his dick an "it." Like it's his dick's fault for being early.



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LightningStrikesAgain
LightningStrikesAgain
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Level: 17
31

Ranma says
Walking on my way to the commons I heard a group of guys leaving and they were arguing about who was better Arnold or Van Damme.


A good discussion, but it's fundamentally flawed. They tried to compare Van Damme against Schwarzenegger when Arnold is obviously superior, the only close competitors are Stallone or Mr. T. Van Damme is easily a tier lower than Arnold and sits among others like Segal and Norris.



"It's the land of the 24 hour party, my fist wrapped firmly around a fifth of bacardi. On the sunset strip's where the orphans play tonight."
Ranma
Ranma
Gamesyn moderator
Level: 29
32

Fat guy on cell phone: Yea. I jerk-dance mega-time.



AIDS
AIDS
Server Admin
Level: 19
33

Long one that unfolded before my eyes as I was walking down the hallway:

I reach a teacher talking to a student.

Teacher: "You shouldn't hang out with those girls. They do drugs... and just... bad things."

The two girls overhear as they are walking.

Ugly girl: "Did Mrs. Slay just say we do drugs?"
Hawt, busty girl with jet black hair: "What?"
Ugly girl: "Yeah. I'm... what the fuck?! I'm gonna fuckin' kill her!"
Hawt, busty girl with jet black hair: "Yeah, how does she know we do drugs?"



"I am God." - Morgan Freeman