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These are real conversations from retards that I eat with at the dining commons on campus.
Lunch: Jan 11
Stupid blond: I said he was selfish.
Stupid brunette: Ommigawd! Like, what did he say?
Stupid blond: He said that he was trusty.
Stupid brunette: What's *that*?
Stupid blond: It means he trusts me.
Dinner: Jan 11
Skater loser: *something insignificant*
Skinny white skater: THEY BEST!!!!!
Dinner: Jan 15
Chubby guy: So do people shave in the shower?
Other guy: Yea...
Chubby guy: OK, let's go.
Someone: Wach yo back!
Black guy stands up and turns around a few times.
Black guy: No one can watch their own back!
Will update when I hear someone else's retarded conversation.
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