I'll start this up again. My hair is almost elbow length and I keep it in a pony tail usually.

I fertilize chicken eggs instead of eating them. I then take the eggs of the now hybrids of a human and chicken design into the basement where i have built a secret tunnel access to my incubator room. The eggs took 3 weeks on average until all were hatched. I raised my new manchicken hybrids in complete secrecy, for i feared the government was in on my experiment. If the government were to find out about my plans then the game would be lost. And so did you.

I have recently been trying to perfect time travel. This way i can go back into time and stop Paris Hilton from crashing her car and resulting in 27 days in prison. If I can do this, I will be able to prevent the contestants on her new show Paris Hilton's BFF (a reality show dedicated to finding Paris a new best friend forever) from suffering a 1 day simulation of her time spent in jail. This event starts a torrent of unholy happenings that will creat the end of the world as we know it. Please, If you want, you can come with me- back in time. I have only done this once before, and you will need to bring your own weapons.

My name isn't Spenny. It's funny how if you use an actual name for your name people will think it's your real name.


Or they make a fucking Kenny joke.

i shave the vast majority of my body

i wear my sunglasses at night